Comedy 3m 3f Single Set Roger Gallais a small time hustler is in a desperate fight to save his officehome from demolition. He needs 1500 in 24 hours or his estranged wife Lola Montezuma an illegal alien and her new boyfriend Nobby Carlyle a fugitive from British justice will take procession of the property turn it into a mini mall and make a million bucks. Roger and his sole employee Jules are at the end of their rope when Wanda Harrington a naive middleaged woman from Texas enters. She has just inherited the family oil fortune and is in Los Angeles to find her long lost lover Henry who she hasnt seen or heard from in 25 years. Roger reinvents himself and becomes a private detective specializing in missing persons cases and guarantees he will find Henry in one hour. Hilarious results ensue involving Harvey Martin Gay Activist who is running for mayor of West Hollywood and wants to turn the city into a living Camelot and Shelly Levine a failed New York standup comic who hates Los Angeles. If youre up for a an evening of mindless entertainment and guilty pleasure then Ron Houses zany farce is for you. The Los Angeles Weekly If you see only one play this year make sure its California Schemin The Sacramento Bee California Schemin is a sidesplitting entertainment The Los Angeles Times