Calm Your Tits Card Game

CN¥139.00
+ CN¥98.49 Shipping

Calm Your Tits Card Game

Calm Your Tits Card Game

Price: CN¥139.00
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Description

The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits " or "Tough tits " when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up HOW TO PLAYThe dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply: BLUE PAIRShout "Nice Tits" and take both pilesRED PAIRShout "Tough Tits" and take both pilesFAT BALLSShout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough TitsPUSSY POSSENo pairs can be taken when this card is out
  • Fruugo ID: 123748009-260117700
  • EAN: 5060756135390

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