Alfie runs away from his father who bullies him because he wont take off his new rainbow socks or his mothers nightie it is all he has left of her. His desperation to escape leads him to a desolate train station and a Kate Bush wannabe called Daphne. She drags him onto a train that shouldnt be there transporting them to an unearthly destination The Caravansary a pitstop to the wider universe. He is stranded in a strange world where inhabitants want to enslave possess and even fatten him up. His only saviour is a bewitching hottie called Charisma Junt who looks good in everything he wears. Alfie soon becomes embroiled in a fiendish plot that could have dire consequences for humanity. How can an underachieving daydreamer who spends far too much time in his own head stop environmental terrorists and a psychotic real estate agent