Its samurai vs. aliens The samurai didnt stand a chance. First the aliens invaded Japan. Next they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyones swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki Gin Sakata do to make ends meet Take any odd job that comes his way even if it means losing his dignity. Men Be Dorks Hasegawas Top 5 Reasons for Hating Valentines Day 1. Giant robot space women cant appreciate your earthling sensibilities. 2. You may think your sweet wrestling moves are cool but women just think youre perverted. 3. Sometimes you wish girls would just fall out of the sky but it sucks if they land on you 4. Sure some call it peeping but I call it admiring from a distance through a telescope. 5. If you give her chocolate shell just get fat and then fall out of the sky on you. show more