Maybe You''ve Been Speaking English All Your Life, Or Maybe You Learned It Later On. But Whether You Use It Just Well Enough To Get Your Daily Business Done, Or You''re An Expert With A Red Pen Who Never Omits A Comma Or Misplaces A Modifier, You Must Have Noticed That There Are Some Things About This Language That Are Just Weird.perhaps You''re Reading A Book And Stop To Puzzle Over Absurd Spelling Rules (why Are There So Many Ways To Say ''-gh''?), Or You Hear Someone Talking And Get Stuck On An Expression (why Do We Say How Dare You But Not How Try You?), Or Your Kid Quizzes You On Homework (why Is It Eleven And Twelve Instead Of Oneteen And Twoteen?). Suddenly You Ask Yourself, Wait, Why Do We Do It This Way?