Bonnie Ehrlich was tired of Dior suits and diamond necklaces and being told by her press agent ampldquoYouamprsquore just not newsworthy.amprdquo She had made headlines once before when she sued world famous filmmaker Hercules Fokis for running her over in a drivein brothel. And she would at any cost make headlines again. She would at any cost make headlines again. She would write a book.ampldquoIamprsquoll write about the broads I used to know in Hollywoodamprdquo she explained to her husband Manny.ampldquoNo goodamprdquo he said. ampldquoPolly Adler done that bit years ago.amprdquoampldquoNot those broads stupid. I mean actresses I knew when they were starting out. The ones who made it big. Of itamprsquos dirty enough it canamprsquot miss.amprdquoThe Broadbelters is the story of what happened when Bonnie Ehrlich signed a contract with Dave Shmeer publisher of bestsellers and made use of his formula Chapter 2 Bedroom Scenes Narrative. Itamprsquos a very funny story. In fact The Broadbelters is probably the funniest book since Candy or Candide or Candle in the Night or Valley of the Dolls or Up the Down Staircase or Jean Christophe or Auntie Mame.