When Correlation Is Causation

Each Of The Poems In When Correlation Is Causation Is A Framing, Celebration Or Random Cancellation Of The Events Of The Preceding 24 Hours, Often As A Slant Scientific Proof Or Spontaneous Statistical Analysis, With Appropriate Attention Paid To The Theater Of The Absurd, To Stand-up Comedy, To Mourning For Hire, To Throwing Elbows At Kitchen Sinks And To Many A Source Of Fortune And Their Lapdog. On The Other Hand, Each Poem Is An Experiment: A Half-life Crisis Every Day, A Barely Recognizable Sports Car, So Wants To Be Seen As Something And Different. The Title Of The Volume Is, As Are Many Of The Poems, Intended To Recognize The Ability Of A Metaphor To Induce Change, E.g., If Eating Ice Cream Is Correlated With Sunburn Then Eating Ice Cream Leads To Being Abducted By Aliens.